A typical day's conversation with Poka...

Poka: teach me MASTAH
Vlad Filip: u will learn my young padwa
Poka: is the force strong with me mastah ?
Poka: or i'll die young ?
Vlad Filip: strong, strong... just come faster to za darkside
Vlad Filip: we have cookies u know..
Poka: FUCK UR DARK SIDE DUDE
Poka: me whant SFORCE
Vlad Filip: but but, darkside is nice...
Vlad Filip: we have unicorns
Vlad Filip: that spit fire!!!
Vlad Filip: ON NABS!!
Vlad Filip: and ofc shit rainbows..
Vlad Filip: but nothing new there...
Ionut Pintea: nothing new... 

(what didn't you know all unicorns do that?...)