SMILE GREG!

CLIENT: “Can you photoshop a smile on Greg’s face. That guy is so depressing.”

ME: “Well, I think it looks just fi—”

CLIENT: “We’re a travel agency, we’re supposed to sell good times to people. Greg just looks like he’s selling misery. He looks like Eeyore.” 

ME: “I don’t think he looks—”

CLIENT: “Hey Greg! Come in here! Come in here a moment!”

Greg: “What’s up?”

CLIENT: “You’re costing me money. I have to pay this guy to photoshop a smile on your face.”

(Greg laughs awkwardly at this)

CLIENT: “Oh, now he smiles!”


via clientsfromhell.net

Nobody really understands it...

A client was particularly anxious about receiving a video file before the end of the day.

CLIENT: I need another ETA on the upload.
ME: It says there is half an hour left to encode the video, then I’m guessing 10-15 minutes to upload.
CLIENT: Okay, thanks.
ME: Do you need it for a screening tonight or something?
CLIENT: No, we need to Fedex it to someone who doesn’t understand the internet.

via http://clientsfromhell.net/

Sick bash...

Ionut Pintea:   TRUE
Vlad Filip: hahahaha
Vlad Filip: TRUE DAT!
Ionut Pintea: DAT AWKWARD MOMENT
Ionut Pintea: dar raspunsu cel mai pro e
Ionut Pintea: old enough to pee, good enough foe me
Ionut Pintea: :))
Vlad Filip: ai de pula ta.. that wrong on so many levels...

Bash with Backlash (part 2)

[4:10:37 PM] Vlad Filip: iti place varianta asta?
[4:10:37 PM] Vlad Filip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80v9apobBdI
[4:13:31 PM] Backlash : ca majoritatea mixurilor facute pe orice fel de hard rock, isi pierd agresivitatea si tot farmecul melodiei
[4:14:17 PM] Backlash : asa ma simt de parca las asculta pe gutza cantand metalica
[4:14:34 PM] Backlash : si plus ca mixu asta ii de kkt oricum
[4:14:40 PM] Backlash : ii f slab
[4:15:34 PM] Backlash : poate ar fi tare daca as fi intro camera cu un milion de lumini si as fi pe coca
[4:15:57 PM] Backlash : si atunci as sta si m-as uita in jur si mas gandi ca nu are ritm mixu deloc
[4:16:16 PM] Backlash : :P
[4:16:32 PM] Backlash : varianta pe scurt nu